well well well.. so this is tumblr.. what should i tumbl about? hmm.. ive always heard about this website but i never got the chance to fuck with it. seems interesting.. my friend showed me a page of “fuck yeah sexy asians” and thats what got me into it. tumblr shitz on shit !! anyways, this might be a good thing too, its like a diary. well for me a man diary, because im a man .. writing in a diary. hahaha i crack myself stupid. i wonder if anyone will read this man diary of mine. if so . cool. im tryna get used to this thangthang. imma start this man diary entry by talking bout my day..
Last night took nyquil, im sick as fuck.. but it made me sleep almighty fine. woke up in the morning and i could hear birds chirping, the sun was up  and i was ready to rock & roll myself to the shower. got done with everything and was backing my car out of the garage, when suddenly i heard a hard crack. i turned around and holy mother shit of god my door was still wide open. fuck me sideways to the fullest.. dented my car door and the garage.. shit suckd. anyways.. so i cried my way to work… 

Got to work, (btw im a sushi chef, i dont look like one. but nigga please, shit happens so you better believe it.) it was alright, just doing all the shit work that the other chefs didnt wanna do.. like washing dishes and mopping the floor, had a good time though, met a lot of new amigos.we had a radio in the back, the primos were doing the salsa to “black & yellow” while i was robot dancing in the background, trying to fit in. after all the fun and games i asked the head chef “what did scrubbing floors had to do with sushi?” i was expecting a mr. miyagi answer, but he told me in fluent english to stfu and eat shit. i nodded my head and went to the back and sparked up a doobie, i noticed his car across the street so i ran up there and pissed on his car door handle, haha.. that bitchass.. but since god hates me it rained an hour later.. nigga shit ! the end